I sneaked some of mom's spray on tan and I like to tell people I just got in from Bermuda. Justin says I look like an Ompah Loompah, but screw him, he's just jealous because he doesn't look as tan and sleak as me.
Also, I discoverd this great cologne called Paco Rabone, my old math teach used to wear it and it's just heavenly. I like to spray at least ten squirts on.
So between my new Dream Coat, tan and cologne, I will be unstoppable!